Cafeteria
Girls with wide smiles meet
for jugs of mojitos
their laughter vibrates
Martini remains resemble a subtle sip of water
garnish come and gone
trembling above the shake of the table
as the waiters pass
There’s a hint of pepper in the salt shaker
Earlier today I went to the New York Library
and saw an exhibit on where people have eaten in the city
Where writers wrote and what they ate while writing
A few pages from Jack Kerouac’s manuscript
Maybe he listed the ingredients in the classic burger meal
Or maybe that burger wrote the story – indirectly, of course
I’m sitting with my laptop
wondering if I should note where I am right now
As though people might one day read this poem and wonder
Then wishing I had a notebook to write by hand
Because no one’s going to put this word document in a museum
After all, you could so easily make copies.
Wasting food
That’s two couples so far
who have left half their meals on their plates
and walked off
I wonder if the waiters cry when they see that
Not right away, as they’re clearing up the remains
But in the storeroom, later
Wondering,
why the salad and potatos always take the hit.
999
Before the title of this poem
my word count was 999
Not anymore.
Tap Water
In North America
I don’t need to ask for tap water
I just ask for water
and they know what I’m talking about
So there, England.
Dating poets
At lunch today I told my friend
– now a sophisticated New Yorker –
about dating a poet we both know
Her reaction was an
ewwwwwwwwww
That lasted about a minute
Well, I could say the same thing about –
actually, the dish she ordered looked pretty good.
Being stood up
I don’t have an iPhone
Which means people can make excuses for standing me up
I couldn’t reach you by email
they say
Even though I had told them by email earlier that day
that I would only be reachable by phone, and here’s my number
I don’t have a clever ending for this one.